quote: sex

  • Sex is that horrible, nasty disgusting thing that you save for the person you love. – Iain Conliffe(On the idiosyncrasies in Catholicism.)

  • If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer. – Clement Freud

  • Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck. – Terry Pratchett