quote: sex

  • My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend. – Robert Paul

  • I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. “Please, I’ll only put it in for a minute.” What am I, a microwave? – Beverly Mickins

  • The desire of a man for a woman is not directed at her because she is a human being, but because she is a woman. That she is a human being is of no concern to him. – Immanuel Kant

  • I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. – Zsa Zsa Gabor

  • I’m a bisexual polyamorous pervert, but I still won’t sleep with you. – David Gerard

  • Of all the sexual aberrations, perhaps the most peculiar is chastity. – Remy de Gourmant

  • Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up. – George Burns

  • It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. – Drew Carey

  • Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place. – Unknown

  • I’ll come and make love to you at five o’clock. If I’m late, start without me. – Tallulah Bankhead

  • I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy. – Steve Martin

  • Most plain girls are virtuous because of the scarcity of opportunity to be otherwise. – Maya Angelou