quote: women

  • If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, only intense negotiations every 28 days. – Robin Williams

  • There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. – Unknown

  • Women are not forgiven for aging. Robert Redford’s lines of distinction are my old-age wrinkles. – Jane Fonda

  • One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money. – Edgar Watson Howe

  • For the female of the species is more deadly than the male. – Rudyard Kipling

  • A woman, especially, if she have the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. – Jane Austen

  • Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place. – Unknown

  • In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. – Margaret Thatcher

  • A woman’s guess is much more accurate than a man’s certainty. – Rudyard Kipling

  • When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. – Elayne Boosler

  • Women and cats do as they dammed well please. Men and dogs had best learn to live with it. – Alan Holbrook

  • Women are not angels. They are as foolish as men in many ways; but they have had to devote themselves to life whilst men have had to devote themselves to death; and that makes a vital difference in male and female religion. Women have been forced to fear whilst men have been forced to dare:…