quote: universal truths

  • An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. – Unknown

  • The easiest way to refold a road map is differently. – Unknown

  • When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. – Unknown

  • Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can’t find them. – Unknown

  • The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. – Unknown

  • It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. – Unknown

  • How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you’re on. – Unknown

  • Any time you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do will be wrong. – Unknown

  • Write a wise saying and your name will live forever. – Unknown

  • When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane, going the wrong way. – Unknown

  • The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it. – Unknown

  • A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. – Unknown