quote: religion

  • The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself. – Richard Burton

  • Sex is that horrible, nasty disgusting thing that you save for the person you love. – Iain Conliffe(On the idiosyncrasies in Catholicism.)

  • He’s your god, they’re your rules, you burn in hell. – Unknown

  • God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. – Unknown

  • If organised religion is the opium of the masses, then disorganised religion is the marijuana of the lunatic fringe. – Unknown

  • It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg. – Thomas Jefferson

  • I don’t know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God. – George Bush

  • When we talk to God it’s called prayer. When God talks back it’s called schizophrenia. – Unknown

  • You have not converted a man because you have silenced him. – John Morley

  • In the name of the Old Guy, the Kid and the Spook, Amen. – Unknown

  • The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won’t get much sleep. – Unknown

  • Confession without repentance is just bragging. – Eugene Bolton