quote: men
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Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place. – Unknown
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In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. – Margaret Thatcher
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A woman’s guess is much more accurate than a man’s certainty. – Rudyard Kipling
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When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. – Elayne Boosler
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I believe in dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures. – Unknown
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God gave man both a penis and a brain, unfortunately he didn’t give enough blood supply to run the both at the same time. – Robin Williams
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If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? – Linda Ellerbee
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My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions. – Elayne Boosler
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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself — like, for instance, he can’t find any clean socks. – Jean Kerr
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Women are not angels. They are as foolish as men in many ways; but they have had to devote themselves to life whilst men have had to devote themselves to death; and that makes a vital difference in male and female religion. Women have been forced to fear whilst men have been forced to dare:…
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A woman’s guess is much more accurate than a man’s certainty. – Rudyard Kipling