quote: alcohol

  • If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer. – Clement Freud

  • The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol. – Mignon McLaughlin

  • Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. – W. C. Fields

  • One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. – Lady Astor