author: winston churchill

  • Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened. – Winston Churchill

  • If you were my husband, I’d poison your tea! – Lady Astor If I were your husband, I’d drink it! – Winston Churchill

  • Sir, you are drunk! – Lady Astor Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. – Winston Churchill

  • I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend… if you have one. – George Bernard Shaw Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… if there is one. – Winston Churchill

  • I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter. – Winston Churchill

  • He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. – Winston Churchil

  • I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. – Winston Churchill

  • If you are going through hell, keep going. – Winston Churchill