author: unknown
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If you fill your heart with the regrets of yesterday and the worries of tomorrow, you have no today to be thankful for. – Unknown
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If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence you tried. – Unknown
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If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. – Unknown
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If you can’t be a good example, be a great warning. – Unknown
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I owe! I owe! So off to work I go! – Unknown
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A “bus station” is where a bus stops. A “train station” is where a train stops. My desk is called a “work station”… – Unknown
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Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the wise: seek what they sought. – Unknown
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Bad habits are hard to break, especially if you like them. – Unknown
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Think of how stupid the average person is. Now realize that by definition half of the population is even stupider. – Unknown
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Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity. – Unknown
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Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. – Unknown
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. – Unknown