author: unknown
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To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles. – Unknown
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Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them. – Unknown
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The last time we mixed politics with religion people got burned at the stake. – Unknown
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Only after the last river has been poisoned, only after the last fish has been caught, only after the last tree has been cut down, only then will you realize that money cannot be eaten. – Unknown
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A birth control pill for men, that’s fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest. – Unknown
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I believe in dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures. – Unknown
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Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. – Unknown
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A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once. – Unknown
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I refuse to get involved in a battle of wits with an unarmed person. – Unknown
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Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have. – Unknown
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I’ve been trying to see things from your point of view, but I can’t seem to get my head that far up my arse. – Unknown
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Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The trouble-makers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules, and they have no respect for the status-quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify, or vilify them. But the only thing you can’t do…