author: unknown
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The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it. – Unknown
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A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. – Unknown
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Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are. – Unknown
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The only truly secure system is one that is powered off, cast in a block of concrete and sealed in a lead-lined room with armed guards – and even then I have my doubts. – Unknown
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If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside. – Unknown
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Uncle Cosmo … why do they call this a word processor? It’s simple, Skyler … you’ve seen what food processors do to food, right? – Unknown
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What’s “real time”? Here and now. As opposed to fake time which only occurs there and then. – Unknown
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. – Unknown
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As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error. – Unknown
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And now it’s Keane with Butt spread wide… – Unknown
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And Britain defeats the rest of the world to pick up the bronze medal. – Unknown
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Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place. – Unknown