author: robin williams

  • If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, only intense negotiations every 28 days. – Robin Williams

  • God gave man both a penis and a brain, unfortunately he didn’t give enough blood supply to run the both at the same time. – Robin Williams

  • Then the Puritans broke away from the Calvinists, our ancestors, people so uptight, the English kicked them out. How anal do you have to be for the English to go: “Get the fuck out!” – Robin Williams