author: mark twain

  • When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain

  • Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. – Mark Twain

  • It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog. – Mark Twain

  • Of all God’s creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with a cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat. – Mark Twain