author: lady astor

  • If you were my husband, I’d poison your tea! – Lady Astor If I were your husband, I’d drink it! – Winston Churchill

  • Sir, you are drunk! – Lady Astor Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. – Winston Churchill

  • One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. – Lady Astor