author: george burns

  • Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up. – George Burns

  • It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. – George Burns

  • When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I’m labeled senile. – George Burns