Quotes
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If I hammered a three-way plug adapter into my skull and plugged my head into a wall-socket I’d certainly be getting a lot more intellectual stimulation than I’m getting now. – Kara Bunting
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A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand. – Bertrand Russell
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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
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Enlightenment is man’s leaving his self-caused immaturity. Immaturity is the incapacity to use one’s intelligence without the guidance of another. Such immaturity is self-caused if it is not caused by lack of intelligence, but by lack of determination and courage to use one’s intelligence without being guided by another. Sapere Aude! Have the courage to…
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. – Unknown
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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. – Ambrose Bierce
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It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one’s doubts. – George Brown Burgin
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it’s you. – Rita Mae Brown
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My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. – Orson Welles
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Of the things I have lost I miss my mind the most. – Unknown
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When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I’m labeled senile. – George Burns
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain