Quotes

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  • Any time you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do will be wrong. – Unknown

  • Write a wise saying and your name will live forever. – Unknown

  • When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane, going the wrong way. – Unknown

  • The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it. – Unknown

  • A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. – Unknown

  • Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened. – Winston Churchill

  • A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it. – Oscar Wilde

  • He who cannot lie, knows not what truth is. – Nietzsche

  • When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable must be the truth. – Arthur Conan Doyle

  • The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple. – Oscar Wilde

  • There are only two ways of telling the complete truth–anonymously and posthumously. – Thomas Sowell

  • On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament], “Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?” I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question. – Charles Babbage