Quotes

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  • Never invoke the Gods unless you really want them to appear, it pisses them off. – G. K. Chesterton

  • There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. – Oscar Wilde

  • Some of the greatest love affairs I’ve known have involved one actor — unassisted. – Wilson Mizner

  • You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right? Please wait until I am wrong. – John von Neumann

  • Don’t say yes until I finish talking. – Unknown

  • If there’s anything more important than my ego I want it caught and shot immediately. – Unknown

  • Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. – Mark Twain

  • Loving oneself starts a life long romance. – Oscar Wilde

  • You probably wouldn’t worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. – Olin Miller

  • The graveyards are full of indispensable men. – Charles de Gaulle

  • A bore is someone who persists in holding his own views after we have enlightened him with ours. – Unknown

  • Humans aren’t the only species on Earth, we just act like it. – Unknown