Quotes

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  • Newspaper editors are men who separate the wheat from the chaff, and then print the chaff. – Adlai Stevenson

  • It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. – George Burns

  • We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police. – Jeff Marder

  • Soon silence will have passed into legend. Man has turned his back on silence. Day after day he invents machines and devices that increase noise and distract humanity from the essence of life, contemplation, meditation. – Jean Arp

  • A birth control pill for men, that’s fair.  It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest. – Unknown

  • A woman’s guess is much more accurate than a man’s certainty. – Rudyard Kipling

  • When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. – Elayne Boosler

  • I believe in dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures. – Unknown

  • God gave man both a penis and a brain, unfortunately he didn’t give enough blood supply to run the both at the same time. – Robin Williams

  • If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? – Linda Ellerbee

  • Women and cats do as they dammed well please. Men and dogs had best learn to live with it. – Alan Holbrook

  • Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. – Albert Einstein