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  • It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. – Drew Carey

  • Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place. – Unknown

  • I’ll come and make love to you at five o’clock. If I’m late, start without me. – Tallulah Bankhead

  • I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy. – Steve Martin

  • Most plain girls are virtuous because of the scarcity of opportunity to be otherwise. – Maya Angelou

  • The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. – Albert Einstein

  • The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not “Eureka!” (I found it!) but “That’s funny…” – Isaac Asimov

  • Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division. – Unknown

  • Proof: No cat has eight tails. A cat has one tail more than no cat. Therefore, a cat has nine tails. – Unknown

  • Correspondence Corollary: An experiment may be considered a success if no more than half your data must be discarded to obtain correspondence with your theory. – Unknown

  • It’s a very sobering feeling to be up in space and realize that one’s safety factor was determined by the lowest bidder on a government contract. – Alan Shepard

  • There are no physicists in the hottest parts of hell, because the existence of a “hottest part” implies a temperature difference, and any marginally competent physicist would immediately use this to run a heat engine and make some other part of hell comfortably cool. This is obviously impossible. – Richard Davisson