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  • Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew. – Harry Carpenter

  • The batsman’s Holding, the bowler’s Willey. – Brian Johnston

  • And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. – David Coleman

  • We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind. – David Coleman

  • And Britain defeats the rest of the world to pick up the bronze medal. – Unknown

  • They’ve kicked our backsides, we’ve got to lick our wounds. – Steve Bruce

  • I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. “Please, I’ll only put it in for a minute.” What am I, a microwave? – Beverly Mickins

  • The desire of a man for a woman is not directed at her because she is a human being, but because she is a woman. That she is a human being is of no concern to him. – Immanuel Kant

  • I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. – Zsa Zsa Gabor

  • I’m a bisexual polyamorous pervert, but I still won’t sleep with you. – David Gerard

  • Of all the sexual aberrations, perhaps the most peculiar is chastity. – Remy de Gourmant

  • Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up. – George Burns