Pixi
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When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. – Unknown
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Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can’t find them. – Unknown
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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. – Unknown
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It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. – Unknown
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How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you’re on. – Unknown
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Any time you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do will be wrong. – Unknown
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Write a wise saying and your name will live forever. – Unknown
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When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane, going the wrong way. – Unknown
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The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it. – Unknown
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A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. – Unknown
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Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened. – Winston Churchill
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A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it. – Oscar Wilde