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  • Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. – Mark Twain

  • Bad habits are hard to break, especially if you like them. – Unknown

  • It’s the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time. – Tallulah Bankhead

  • Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. – Mae West

  • Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live. – Socrates

  • My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. – Errol Flynn

  • He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. – Winston Churchil

  • Everybody has a right to be stupid, but some people abuse the privilege. – Joseph Stalin

  • Think of how stupid the average person is. Now realize that by definition half of the population is even stupider. – Unknown

  • Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. – Albert Einstein

  • Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity. – Unknown

  • Stupidity is evil waiting to happen. – Clay Bond