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  • If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans. – Woody Allen

  • God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style. He just goes on trying other things. – Pablo Picasso

  • When did I realize I’m God? Well, one day I was praying and realized that I was just talking to myself. – Peter O’Toole

  • I talk to god, but the sky is empty. – Sylvia Plath

  • Never invoke the Gods unless you really want them to appear, it pisses them off. – G. K. Chesterton

  • There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. – Oscar Wilde

  • Some of the greatest love affairs I’ve known have involved one actor — unassisted. – Wilson Mizner

  • You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right? Please wait until I am wrong. – John von Neumann

  • Don’t say yes until I finish talking. – Unknown

  • If there’s anything more important than my ego I want it caught and shot immediately. – Unknown

  • Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. – Mark Twain

  • Loving oneself starts a life long romance. – Oscar Wilde