Pixi
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A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once. – Unknown
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When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part. – George Bernard Shaw
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I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to. – Yakov Smirnoff
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. – Rita Rudner
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Groucho Marx
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In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues. – Helen Rowland
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
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Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series. – Bob Hope
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A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. – Zsa Zsa Gabor
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All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage. – Lord Byron
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Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. – Benjamin Franklin
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A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished. – Zsa Zsa Gabor