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  • I believe in dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures. – Unknown

  • God gave man both a penis and a brain, unfortunately he didn’t give enough blood supply to run the both at the same time. – Robin Williams

  • If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? – Linda Ellerbee

  • Women and cats do as they dammed well please. Men and dogs had best learn to live with it. – Alan Holbrook

  • Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. – Albert Einstein

  • My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions. – Elayne Boosler

  • Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself — like, for instance, he can’t find any clean socks. – Jean Kerr

  • Women are not angels. They are as foolish as men in many ways; but they have had to devote themselves to life whilst men have had to devote themselves to death; and that makes a vital difference in male and female religion. Women have been forced to fear whilst men have been forced to dare:…

  • Only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it. – Brian Johnston

  • Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable? – Carrie Snow

  • Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. – Oscar Wilde

  • Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. – Unknown