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  • A man’s ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death. – Albert Einstein

  • I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won’t. – Mark Twain

  • I believe the only reality is how we treat each other. The morality comes from the absence of any grander scheme, not from the presence of any grander scheme. – Joss Whedon

  • You have the effrontery to be squeamish, it thought at him. But we were dragons. We were supposed to be cruel, cunning, heartless, and terrible. But this much I can tell you, you ape –the great face pressed even closer, so that Wonse was staring into the pitiless depths of his eyes – we never burned and tortured…

  • Masochists are people that have pleasure confused with pain. In a world that has television confused with entertainment, Doritos confused with food, and Dan Quayle confused with a national political leader, masochists are clearly less mixed-up than the rest of us. – P. J. O’Rourke

  • Newspaper editors are men who separate the wheat from the chaff, and then print the chaff. – Adlai Stevenson

  • It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. – George Burns

  • We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police. – Jeff Marder

  • Soon silence will have passed into legend. Man has turned his back on silence. Day after day he invents machines and devices that increase noise and distract humanity from the essence of life, contemplation, meditation. – Jean Arp

  • A birth control pill for men, that’s fair.  It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest. – Unknown

  • A woman’s guess is much more accurate than a man’s certainty. – Rudyard Kipling

  • When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. – Elayne Boosler