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  • The word “politics” is derived from the word “poly”, meaning “many”, and the word “ticks”, meaning “blood sucking parasites”. – Larry Hardiman

  • Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. – Ronald Reagan

  • One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. – Plato

  • Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because ‘They’ve seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.’ These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo. – Bill Maher

  • Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. – P. J. O’Rourke

  • It may be true that you can’t fool all the people all the time, but you can fool enough of them to rule a large country. – Will Durant

  • A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won’t cross the street to vote in a national election. – Bill Vaughan

  • Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything. – Joseph Stalin

  • Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. – Douglas Adams

  • A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. – P. J. O’Rourke

  • A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. – George Bernard Shaw

  • I once had a sparrow alight upon my shoulder for a moment, while I was hoeing in a village garden, and I felt that I was more distinguished by that circumstance that I should have been by any epaulet I could have worn. – Henry David Thoreau