• Uncle Cosmo … why do they call this a word processor? It’s simple, Skyler … you’ve seen what food processors do to food, right? – Unknown

  • What’s “real time”? Here and now. As opposed to fake time which only occurs there and then. – Unknown

  • Every once in a while, it’s a good idea to call out, “Computer, end program”, just to check. – David Noelle

  • My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend. – Robert Paul

  • Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver. – Robert Paul

  • Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn’t have to experience it. – Max Frisch

  • The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. – Unknown

  • Nature gave men two ends – one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man’s success or failure has been dependent on the one he used most. – George Ross Kirkpatrick

  • Win any way as long as you can get away with it. Nice guys finish last. – Leo Durocher

  • Quality means doing it right when no one is looking. – Henry Ford

  • Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. – Reggie Leach

  • Winners have simply formed the habit of doing things losers don’t like to do. – Albert Gray

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