• We are so new, as a creature. I mean, we’re the last group made, you know? And we just got here. The reptiles were on this little blob of spit and sand for 200 million years, and we just sort of grew this opposing thumb about 25 million years ago. So we are very new,…

  • If you want a symbolic gesture, don’t burn the flag; wash it. – Norman Thomas

  • The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol. – Mignon McLaughlin

  • Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. – W. C. Fields

  • One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. – Lady Astor

  • The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. – Max Lerner

  • Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive. – Josephine Hart

  • We cannot do everything at once, but we can do something at once. – Calvin Coolidge

  • My meaningless office job:  they pay me for my body and mind, but my heart gets no paycheck and my soul pays the taxes. – Carrie Latet

  • In nature, there are neither rewards nor punishments; there are consequences. – Robert Green Ingersoll

  • Most people know more about their congressmen via smear campaigns than they know about their own neighbor via conversations, and a lot of people know more about Britney Spears via tabloids than they know about their own congressmen via voting booklets.  Does anyone else see the problem here? – Brock Fiant

  • Depressed?  Of course we’re all depressed.  We’ve been so quickly, violently, and irreconcilably plucked from nature, from physical labor, from kinship and village mentality, from every natural and primordial anti-depressant.  The further society “progresses”, the grander the scale of imbalance.  Just as fluoride is put in water to prevent dental caries, we’ll soon find government…

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