Tag Archives: q: universal truths

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. - Anon

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

Whenever they burn books they will also, in the end, burn human beings. - Heinrich Heine

The easiest way to refold a road map is differently. - Anon

Absolute power corrupts absolutely. - First Baron Acton

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can’t find them. - Anon

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. - Anon

You got it kid — the large print giveth and the small print taketh away. - Anon

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. - Anon

There are lies, damned lies, and statistics. - Mark Twain