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It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians. (About the proposed equal-rights amendment.) - Televangelist Pat Robertson
I don’t know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God. - George Bush
That’s the fastest time ever run – but it’s not as fast as the world record. - David Coleman
On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament], ‘Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?’ I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of … Continue reading
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error. - Anon
One item could not be deleted because it was missing. (Mac error message.) - Anon
Everything that can be invented has been invented. (US Patents Office, 1899.) - Charles H. Duell
It’s so fast, it can do an infinite loop in thirty seconds. (On the Macintosh IIfx.) - Brian Bechtel
Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down. - Ashleigh Brilliant
We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people. - Colonel Gerald Wellman