Tag Archives: q: sex

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

Da mihi castitatem et continentiam, sed noli modo. (Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.) - St. Augustine

I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. “Please, I’ll only put it in for a minute.” What am I, a microwave? - Beverly Mickins

Sex is that horrible, nasty disgusting thing that you save for the person you love. (On the idiosyncrasies in Catholicism.) - Iain Conliffe

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer. - Swami X

I’m a bisexual polyamorous pervert, but I still won’t sleep with you. - David Gerard

Of all the sexual aberrations, perhaps the most peculiar is chastity. - Remy de Gourment

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. - Anon

It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. - Drew Carey