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Personally, I would not give a fig for any man’s religion whose horse, cat and dog do not feel its benefits. Life in any form is our perpetual responsibility. - S. Parkes Cadman
The pilgrims were kicked out of England, quarreled with the Dutch, alienated the Indians, and had an evil reputation among the turkeys. - Dave Beard
Then the Puritans broke away from the Calvinists, our ancestors, people so uptight, the English kicked them out. How anal do you have to be for the English to go: “Get the fuck out!” - Robin Williams
The gods of the Disc have never bothered much about judging the souls of the dead, and so people only go to hell if that’s where they believe, in their deepest heart, that they deserve to go. Which they won’t … Continue reading
Whenever they burn books they will also, in the end, burn human beings. - Heinrich Heine
Never trust a man who puts his words in the mouth of God, and says it’s absolute truth. - Voltaire
Ever wonder why God centered religions made woman responsible for messing up the world? - Anon
Jesus saves, Allah forgives, Cthulhu thinks you’d make a nice sandwich. - Anon
The only thing worse than a god that could contemplate torturing people for eternity for some harmless act of love/passion is the sort of sick individual that could worship such an entity. - Lyn David Thomas
When utensils were invented, the Catholic church condemned them. And we’re supposed to be discouraged? Oh please. We’re being opposed by people who denounced the fork. - Jules Feiffer