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When we talk to God it’s called prayer. When God talks back it’s called schizophrenia. - Anon
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: “O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.” And God granted it. - Voltaire
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. - Emo Phillips
Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer. - Anon