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It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his/her parents, it is how he/she found out.  -  Anon

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We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.  -  Phyllis Diller

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Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.  -  Samuel Butler

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Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents’ shortcomings.  -  Anon

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Proud parent of a drug addicted, tattooed, pierced sexual deviant.  -  Anon

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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.  -  Bill Cosby

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The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.  -  Clarence Darrow

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