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When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I’m labeled senile. - George Burns
Whenever the talk turns to age, I say I am 49 plus VAT. - Lionel Blair
Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old. - Jonathan Swift
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up. - George Burns
Women are not forgiven for aging. Robert Redford’s lines of distinction are my old-age wrinkles. - Jane Fonda
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing
First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down. - Leo Rosenberg
At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I’m not there I carry on as usual. - Patrick Moore