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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. - H. L. Mencken

If wishes were horses, they would pull the hearses of our dearest friends and nearest relatives. All men are murderers at heart. - Anon

Kill a man and you are a murderer, kill millions of men and you are a conqueror, kill everyone and you are a God. - Jean Rostand

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they’re going to be when you kill them. - William Clayton

There are four types of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy. - Ambrose Bierce

The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach; stab in and thrust up. - Anon

The quickest way to a man’s heart is not through his stomach, but through his chest with an axe. - Anon

Every murderer is probably somebody’s old friend. - Agatha Christie