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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx
This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but to be hurled with great force. - Dorothy Parker
When utensils were invented, the Catholic church condemned them. And we’re supposed to be discouraged? Oh please. We’re being opposed by people who denounced the fork. - Jules Feiffer
I’m a bisexual polyamorous pervert, but I still won’t sleep with you. - David Gerard
Why don’t you light your tampon, and blow your box, because it’s the only bang you’re going to get in life! - Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
Scary Gary, you wouldn’t know a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on a harpsichord singing ‘subtle plans are here again’. - Blackadder
Never before have I encountered such corrupt and foul-minded perversity! Have you ever considered a career in the Church? - Blackadder
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top. - English Professor, Ohio University
I refuse to get involved in a battle of wits with an unarmed person. - Anon
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. - Anon