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“Sodomy non sapiens,” said Albert under his breath. “What does that mean?” “Means I’m buggered if I know.” - Terry Pratchett
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Anon
A “bus station” is where a bus stops. A “train station” is where a train stops. My desk is called a “work station”… - Anon
After two years of trying, scientists at the Yerkes Regional Primate Center have managed to get a chimpanzee pregnant. Which proves that no task is repugnant to a true scientist. - Anon
Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror, and you would not have been informed. - Anon
If I can be of any help, you’re in worse trouble than I thought. - Anon
If you find any answers in anything I’ve said, you’ve misunderstood me. - Anon
I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it’s because it’s cold in there. And I’m like, “How did my mother know that?” - Wendy Liebman
The devil himself had probably redesigned hell in the light of information he had gained from observing airport layouts. - Anthony Price
The post office says they’re raising the price of stamps by one cent because they need to upgrade their equipment. Apparently, they’re going from semi-automatics to Uzis. - Conan O’Brien