Tag Archives: q: humour

“Sodomy non sapiens,” said Albert under his breath. “What does that mean?” “Means I’m buggered if I know.”  -  Terry Pratchett

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Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.  -  Anon

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A “bus station” is where a bus stops. A “train station” is where a train stops. My desk is called a “work station”…  -  Anon

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After two years of trying, scientists at the Yerkes Regional Primate Center have managed to get a chimpanzee pregnant. Which proves that no task is repugnant to a true scientist.  -  Anon

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Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror, and you would not have been informed.  -  Anon

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If I can be of any help, you’re in worse trouble than I thought.  -  Anon

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If you find any answers in anything I’ve said, you’ve misunderstood me.  -  Anon

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I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it’s because it’s cold in there. And I’m like, “How did my mother know that?”  -  Wendy Liebman

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The devil himself had probably redesigned hell in the light of information he had gained from observing airport layouts.  -  Anthony Price

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The post office says they’re raising the price of stamps by one cent because they need to upgrade their equipment. Apparently, they’re going from semi-automatics to Uzis.  -  Conan O’Brien

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