Tag Archives: q: food

If we’re not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? - Anon

Any time you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do will be wrong. - Anon

Vegetarian. Primitive word for lousy hunter. - Anon

If it’s on the plate it’s food, if it moves off the plate, kill it and put it back on the plate. - Anon

In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

Coffee isn’t my cup of tea. - Samuel Goldwyn