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Do not teach your children never to be angry; teach them how to be angry. - Lyman Abbott
We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller
The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m. - Anon
Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children. - Samuel Butler
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby
Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You’ll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you. - Ray Romano
There are only two things a child will share willingly — communicable diseases and his mother’s age. - Benjamin Spock
I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away. - Nancy Mitford
Madam, there’s no such thing as a tough child – if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - W. C. Fields