Tag Archives: q: birth

How come we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.  -  Mark Twain

Posted on by pixi | Leave a comment

“Delivery” is the wrong word to describe the childbearing process. Delivery is: “Here’s your pizza. Takes 30 minutes or less.” “Exorcism,” I think, is more apt: “Please! Get the hell out of my body!”  -  Jeff Stilson

Posted on by pixi | Leave a comment