Tag Archives: q: america

We have the Bill of Rights.  What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.  -  Bill Maher

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Then the Puritans broke away from the Calvinists, our ancestors, people so uptight, the English kicked them out. How anal do you have to be for the English to go: “Get the fuck out!”  -  Robin Williams

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If you can speak three languages you’re trilingual.  If you can speak two languages you’re bilingual.  If you can speak only one language you’re an American.  -  Anon

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If you want a symbolic gesture, don’t burn the flag; wash it.  -  Norman Thomas

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The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on the grounds of ability.  -  Tom Lehrer

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Americans have different ways of saying things. They say “elevator”, we say “lift”. They say “President”, we say “stupid psychopathic git”…   -  Alexi Sayle

Posted on September 11, 2011 by pixi | Leave a comment