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The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol. - Mignon McLaughlin

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One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Lady Astor

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Always feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s the best they’re going to feel all day. - Anon

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

Da mihi castitatem et continentiam, sed noli modo. (Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.) - St. Augustine

Reality is an illusion induced by lack of alcohol. - Anon

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been overserved. - George Gobel

I’d rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy. - Fred Allen