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You’re not friends. You’ll never be friends. You’ll be in love ’till it kills you both. You’ll fight, and you’ll hate each other ’till it makes you quiver, but you’ll never be friends. Love isn’t brains children, it’s blood. Blood … Continue reading
One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world’s your gynaecologist. - Absolutely Fabulous
And if you give us any more trouble I shall visit you in the small hours and put a bat up your nightdress. - Fawlty Towers
Scary Gary, you wouldn’t know a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on a harpsichord singing ‘subtle plans are here again’. - Blackadder
Never before have I encountered such corrupt and foul-minded perversity! Have you ever considered a career in the Church? - Blackadder
We’re women. We have double standards to live up to. - Ally McBeal
The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil’s own herd. - Blackadder