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The Middle Eastern states aren’t nations; they’re quarrels with borders. - P. J. ORourke
Masochists are people that have pleasure confused with pain. In a world that has television confused with entertainment, Doritos confused with food, and Dan Quayle confused with a national political leader, masochists are clearly less mixed-up than the rest of … Continue reading
Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don’t understand, such as working for a living. - P. J. ORourke
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P. J. ORourke
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P. J. ORourke
Guns are always the best method for private suicide. Drugs are too chancy. You might miscalculate the dosage and just wind up having a good time. - PJ O’Rourke