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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made. - Groucho Marx

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it. - Groucho Marx